doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn)

openbookstore:

Every tweet by everyone who ever tweeted should be subjected to this!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)